torn-by-dreams:

silvermender:

You clearly know nothing, Eret son of Eret 

Eret, Eret’s bastard, knows naught

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» What do we say to the god of death?
Persephone: it pisses me off that people ignore the hymn to my mom that talks about how great we are together and instead believe this is against my will
Persephone: I mean I have you tied to the bed how would I not be into this
Hades: please can we not talk about your mom during sex it's really uncomfortable

literaryescapist:

astudyinawesome:

I’m crying

This, of course, is bullshit, but it’s absolute golden bullshit.

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

deandraws:

Avengers Assemble! by DeanGrayson

http://media.tumblr.com/b05fe1419752cb6e1a96a262429fc959/tumblr_n1uferzAYh1qm4we9o1_r1_1280.jpg

…ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ﹐ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ ᴡᴀs ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ.

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

unshaped:

THE FOOT IS KILLING ME